Jumping in the Puddles Funny Quotes

Puddle Quotes

What a beautiful world it would be if people had hearts like dogs

Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure

I like me a little bit more when i'm with you

When we first met, i had no idea you would be so important to me

Men go shopping to buy what they need. Women go shopping to find out what they want

Together is my favorite place to be

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Every path has its puddle(Puddle Quotes) A man is getting old when he walks around a puddle instead of through it(Puddle Quotes) There comes a time when you have to stop crossing oceans for people who won't even jump a puddle for you(Puddle Quotes) Some people could look at a mud puddle and see an ocean with ships(Puddle Quotes) Sometimes the whole world is mud luscious and puddle wonderful(Puddle Quotes) A frog would leap from a throne of gold into a puddle(Puddle Quotes) Every path hath a puddle(Puddle Quotes) Don't cross oceans for people who wouldn't cross a puddle for you(Puddle Quotes) Either you were a hoodlum, or you were a puddle on the sidewalk(Puddle Quotes) A river without banks is a large puddle(Puddle Quotes) I like the light that comes off metal shutters at siesta time in the summer, having a break from driving in the shops at motorway services, the odour of petrol at petrol stations, rolling down little slopes. I hate it when you tread in a puddle and the water soaks your socks(Puddle Quotes) I had been found in a mud puddle at 4:30 in the morning(Puddle Quotes) It's Easy To Feel Like A Big Fish, When Your Pond is Just A Puddle!(Puddle Quotes) Don't cross oceans for people who wouldn't cross a puddle for you(Puddle Quotes) My Love wakes in a puddle of sunlight.Her hands asleep beside her.Her hair draped on the lawnlike a mantle of cloth.I give her my troth, for our love is wholeI sing her beauty in my soul(Puddle Quotes) The English Channel is such a narrow little puddle, you cannot help wondering why no invader has succeeded in crossing it since 1066.(Puddle Quotes) Although its light is wide and great, the Moon is reflected in a puddle one inch wide. The whole Moon and the entire sky is reflected in one dew drop on the grass(Puddle Quotes) I could have ended the war in a month. I could have made North Vietnam look like a mud puddle(Puddle Quotes) You can avoid having ulcers by adapting to the situation: If you fall in the mud puddle, check your pockets for fish(Puddle Quotes) If a tear fell from my eye every time I wished you were with me, I would have a puddle of dead wishes lying at my feet(Puddle Quotes) My Love wakes in a puddle of sunlight.Her hands asleep beside her.Her hair draped on the lawnlike a mantle of cloth.I give her my lifefor our love is wholeI sing her beauty in my soul.(Puddle Quotes) Coffee leads men to trifle away their time, scald their chops, and spend their money, all for a little base, black, thick, nasty, bitter, stinking nauseous puddle water(Puddle Quotes) Sense the blessings of the earth in the perfect arc of a ripe tangerine, the taste of warm, fresh bread, the circling flight of birds, the lavender color of the sky shining in a late afternoon rain puddle, the million times we pass other beings in our cars and shops and out among the trees without crashing, conflict, or harm.(Puddle Quotes) Suppose Cartier-Bresson asked the man who jumped the puddle to do it again --- it never would have been the same. Start stealing!(Puddle Quotes) No human ever became interesting by not failing. The more you fail and recover and improve, the better you are as a person. Ever meet someone who's always had everything work out for them with zero struggle? They usually have the depth of a puddle. Or they don't exist.(Puddle Quotes) It's a relief to hear the rain. It's the sound of billions of drops, all equal, all equally committed to falling, like a sudden outbreak of democracy. Water, when it hits the ground, instantly becomes a puddle or rivulet or flood.(Puddle Quotes) Let the children be free; encourage them; let them run outside when it is raining; let them remove their shoes when they find a puddle of water; and when the grass of the meadows is wet with dew, let them run on it and trample it with their bare feet; let them rest peacefully when a tree invites them to sleep beneath its shade; let them shout and laugh when the sun wakes them in the morning(Puddle Quotes) ... all this talking, this rather liquid confessing, was something I didn't think I could ever bring myself to do. It seemed foolhardy to me, like an uncooked egg deciding to to come out of its shell: there would be a risk of spreading out too far, turning into a formless puddle(Puddle Quotes) The world is so full and abundant it is like a pregnant woman carrying a child in one arm and leading another by the hand. Every puddle in the lane is ringed with sipping butterflied that fly up in flutter when you walk past in the late morning on your way to get the mail(Puddle Quotes) Some people fall apart when they get hurt. Puddle into apathy and despair and never recover. They wait all their lives for someone to come along and rescue them(Puddle Quotes)

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